FROM D McB:
Don't be silly. A Chasti-Permalock is a permanent fixture, and even if you were to quit being a courier, you'd inevitably be taking it with you as part of your severence package. No, it would seem that if the company President has decided that your pussy would be the most secure way to transport sensitive documents, then that overrides all other uses. If you quit now, you'll be losing a valued salary, and gaining nothing. However, if you're willing to learn to love taking it in the rear, all is not lost. I understand that those nanite-infused Chasti-Permalocks can counteract the effects of aging, and possibly secure you a long-standing position in the company as ass girl... possibly even for centuries to come. Carry those Top Secret memos with pride. Not everyone is entrusted with those documents so completely... or so intimately

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