FROM D McB:
That wouldn't be recommended, Bashful. In fact, the treatment is a test of your mettle, a test which will help narrow the group of interns down to 10. Secretaries and P.A.s are subject to lots of attention, and it is even in their best interest to call it upon themselves. So not only should you continue wearing the top, it would be wise to flaunt it as much as you can, and invite the comments. It's like schoolyard teasing -- if you can take the comments and laugh along with them, the Managers will know that you're alright, and enjoy having you around. If you sulk about it and withdraw, you're just going to give the impression that you don't want the job badly enough. And if you rebel entirely, well, that says a lot about your reliability.

What you should be doing is looking for ways to pass the test with flying colors. An inquiry about the company breast enlargement policy as a way of highlighting such designations might create a positive impression. And you could occasionally offer to proudly wear more provocative slogans, such as 'wet,' 'horny' or 'sucker.'