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FROM B:
Dear Anorexic in Ann Arbor,

You look a little light on top, so here's my advice:

Ask your boss and your HR department if a quick boob job might get you out of the "waif" classification. At my company, a pair of 32-C's would put a small-framed girl like you firmly into the "boytoy"
category. Add some strategic collagen injections and you might go all the way up to "lovedoll" classification.

See what your boss wants and then get it done. It's a lot easier than dieting, and it might even be covered by your company's health plan.

FROM Dr. Evil:
Weighing the Consequences: If your boss wants a waif then you need to become his waif. If he likes bouncing you on His knees, maybe what he really wants is a surrogate "little girl". I suggest you buy more vitamins drink plenty of water and excercise. Be creative for him by shopping in the childrens section, start talking with an obvious lisp and be happy whenevr "daddy" wants to cuddle you. Remember that if you fail a weigh-in you will not only get spanked but you will probably be fired as well.

 
FROM D:
shut up, diet, work your flab off, and forget bras, that'll keep those nipples hard from the friction!

if your records say you're a 8, you are breaking company policy by not forcing yourself to be as you're reputed to be.

it's a hard hard world out there, and unless you wanna be a flabby bitch snarling 'wan' fries wit' tha'?' you BETTER get perfected and forget your own choices, you are company property, and they can replace you at ANY MOMENT!

now, get on that tofu!

 

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