Issue 10 Advice 3

FROM B: Dear Broke in Boston, Your credit card problem is not so rare as you might think. It happened to me, too. Fortunately many employers have programs to help out young girls just like us. At my company, we have an Employer Buyout Program, where the company will buy out a girl's loan and all you have to do is sign a long-term indentured service contract. I'm 24 and in just 4 short years I'll be debt-free! Until then, the company does regulate all my spending, giving me vouchers good only at certain stores. And I had to get a company tattoo on my butt. But those are the only downsides. I never could have paid off my credit cards in only 4 years on my own, that's for sure! Ask your boss if they have a program at your company. FROM DR. EVIL:

My advice to you is to get rid of the credit cards and give control of your acconts to your male supervisor. Women (like you) just dont have a head for money. I'm sure your Boss will be able to discipline your spending habits as well as your bare butt, however it is Him that you must seek approval of anyways....

FROM APORIA:

You took a secretarial job to make money? Honey, you were obviously never college material in the first place.

A foolish girl like yourself has probably already considered the possibility of prostitution to pay those bills. You obviously have no moral objections to it, since you took a job as a secretary, and that's basically the same thing.

However, for once listen to some male (and therefore smarter than what you'd come up with) advice. If your boss catches you with anyone else, you'll be out on that pretty little ass of yours, and then where will you come up with the money to stay out of the newly reopened Female Debtors Prisons? You need another plan.

First, soften up your boss with an unusually nasty sex session. Then, when he's feeling agreeable, suggest to him that you might be able to wear nicer things for him if he could get the company to set you up with a clothing allowance.

To show that you're only thinking of him, offer to take a pay cut in exchange for the allowance. That way he can be sure the extra money is going where it belongs!

Aporia