FROM D. McBooger
Now hold on, young lady. The company hired Marion
based on her qualifications, and you are not to question that, nor should you
question your allocation to her department. Your Office Manager is there to
enforce discipline and to better train little tarts like yourself, and if
they've felt that you needed extra emphasis on training, then they have probably
done so with good reason. Your insolence is no longer going to be tolerated, and
you are going to have to learn that if your betters have decided that you should
be a 'Pet Lezzie,' then that is where your skills lie and that is where you best
suit the company's needs. Don't presume to call yourself 'straight,' because
that is not your choice to make. Next time your face is burrowing between
Marion's wet thighs, you should remember that you are being effectively trained
to serve others. Your purpose is their pleasure, not your own.
From: Dr. Evil
To Straight in Salterston
Dear Straight,
I'm suprised that you feel this way. Most young
women would be thrilled to be mentored by a woman. Its obvious that you need
direction, and a mommy figure to help you with all those hard decisions you
little girls never quite get right. Since she is already running your life for
you, you might as well get used to being a pet lezzie.
FROM GREYMAN:
Dear Straight. You need to be more flexible. Remember that
you and the other 'pretty little things' have only yourselves to blame. Your
supperiors wouldn't have hired Marion if you didn't need to learn discipline,
now, would they? But obviously you need it more than most, otherwise you
wouldn't be complaining! But try to look on the bright side: if Marion has
singled you out, it's because she expects you to learn more from her. If you
take the opportunity to learn everything she can teach you now then, one day
when your beauty fades, you might be retained by the company in a similar
position. 'Pet Lezzie' is a career opportunity with job security in an
enlightened company like your own.