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From the desk of Dr. Evil
 
re: a spotty record
 
Dear pimples,
 
Women dont reach full sexual maturity until there 29. A more effective treatment would be to rub the semen into your face therefore initiating direct application. Fresh semen is preferred. Ofcourse you should check with the company dermatologist for correct dosages. In your case, you need as much jizz as you can get. I hope this has been helpful.. 

FROM Mementh
you should consider yourself lucky yo not be a 12 yr olds playtoy with that face.... if you need jizz you should be able to suck off enough horses for your bosses amusemnt to aplly liberal

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