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From the desk of Dr Evil
 
re: Stressed
 
Dear Stressed,
If you dont like your job quit! Sure you will never work again and probably starve to death, but so what you will have your precious pride. A better solution would be to ask your boss to attend one of several training academies and to change your attitude, you are still a valued member of the team with an important role. In todays job market, most women aren't even eligible for benefits. You really should take pride in your "role" and set the example. The other girls look up to an experienced working woman such as yourself. Lead by example. Dress extra provocatively, wear a bunny costume when giving backrubs, learn to become an expert lapdancer. All you have to do is take care of the Managers in your company. You already have a head start on all your competition. You cannot compete with the Men. All your competition is all your fellow miniskirted sisters who would love a chance to get an opportunity like you have. Oh by the way, the hem on that skirt needs to come up another six inches by friday or your pay will be docked.... 

FROM Aporia:
If you feel humiliated giving back rubs, I have a foolproof cure. Just watch what all the other girls in the office - the ones you claim to be supervising - have to do for those execs! If you did your job and really supervised them, you would get down on your hands and knees and kiss the CEO's feet for giving you such an easy job!

FROM BOB:

Yo, Stressed! Backrubs? Hey! Who do you think you're kidding, Girl? You weren't kept on to give no backrubs. If you want the benefits you gotta earn them, and you know what that means, babe. Shut up and put out, or you will be put out. On the streets, that is!

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