From: The Desk of Dr. Evil
To: Needs Remedy in Wrenton
Dear Needs,
My advice to you is to get married, corporate
whoring is no way to raise/support a family. Your situation is peculiar in
that the company is still paying half of your medical insurance. What you mean
by "Clerical Staff" is your an office girl. Office Girls simply do not rate
a Corporate benefits package. At Cains Consulting Inc, no such package exists
for our "Clerical Staff". We insist our girls be single when we hire them so
this problem doesnt exist. If you are married then blame your husband for not
achieving enough to be a success to provide your family with proper insurance.
This is not a valid complaint. You will report to your immediate male
supervisor for a spanking immediately...
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