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FROM D McB:
Never fear, with a little hard work and dedication, everything can be made right in no time! A little practice is what's in order. Try doing things differently everytime you and Gina are at the climax of your date. Perhaps one evening, you could try tracing little shapes or letters of the alphabet on her button with your tongue. Another night, you could invite her to ride your face. As you get used to her scent and the dewy moisture on your nose and mouth, you'll be well on your way to becoming more attentive, which is exactly your boss' whole intention, by your own admission. And as you watch her busy herself between your legs, I'm sure you'll grow to appreciate just how important that attention really is. What's more, you'll soon be able to return the favor by teaching Gina how to provide attention for your boss. And keeping her fired up as she does so again and again. Yes, get that little pink tongue into her moist patch and you'll be a good little lesbian before you know it.

FROM C:
In an aside to the exec who is encouraging this orientation change, I should mention that I have had an experience of this sort with the P.A. who I eventually took on as a trophy wife. Orientation re-training can work too well, as I discovered with each maidservant that I would hire at home. They always invariably ended up with their noses buried in Chloe's lap. This was dealt with, of course -- anti-CMS devices were very helpful (for both the maids and for Chloe) because although they don't stop the interplay completely, it does become very manageable. However, you might want to be forewarned of the dangers.

From: The Desk of Dr Evil
To: Blind Date
 
Dear Backfires,
While I normally dont get involved with the trivial relationships of our employees, I just wanted to point out that this is one of the pitfalls associated with not being attentive to the Boss. Consider it fair warning...

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