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FROM Doofus:

That 'all-day sticky feeling' is something you'll grow to appreciate in time. In fact, a P.A. should be proud to wear her boss' cum on her face, as well as her clothes. Show him that you appreciate the fact that he has chosen you to provide his pleasures: leave every drop where it lands. What's wrong with letting your co-workers see his jism dribbling down your chin, anyway? Take pride in your work. And if anyone comments, you can always challenge them to take it up with you in the mud-wrestling ring or a Jello-fight. After all, stickiness is your native environment now, and you'll have the upper hand, free of any distraction that goo provides.

From: The Desk of Dr Evil
To: Messy in Malle
 
Dear Messy,
Has it ever occurred to you to remove your blouse before pleasuring your boss? Ask Him if He would like to tit-fuck you. I have your eval on my desk, and your supervisor rates you very high in oral ability, you are to be commended for that. However your weak in taking initiative. We here at Cains Consulting like our "Office Girls" we really do. My advice to you is take a little initiative, at the very least you will save of the dry cleaning costs...

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