FROM CHAS

Attitude is everything. Think sexpot, and be sexpot. Instead of petitioning for the opportunity to perform better, take a little initiative and just do it. Rather than offering to die your hair, just go ahead and try a few different wigs or styles. Instead of focusing on the breasts that you're currently unable to enhance, just go ahead and use a corset to trim yourself down to a tiny waist, making your other qualities seem relatively more substantial. There is always a way to better yourself, and even if your boss fails to see it, another executive may, and choose to have you transferred. Good things do not come to those that wait -- only obscurity.

Furthermore, there are additional ways to prove your value. If you notice your boss' attentions are focused on another girl in the secretarial pool, it might be wise to seduce her for him -- first melt her resistence, and then introduce her to your superior. You may end up being a third-stringer in the threesome, but your boss will remember that you had his best interests at heart, rather than your own.

And remember that no matter what happens, you have to take a little pride in yourself. If your boss calls you 'Skank,' you smile and reply, 'yes sir, but this Skank is available for whatever you might require.' If your aggressiveness results in you being fitted with a CMS device, take pride in the fact that if your boss is holding your key, then at least it proves that he still wants ownership of your assets. A positive attitude speaks volumes.

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