FROM CHAS:
Incentive pay is a staple of the business community. Office assistants who
perform do much better than those who content themselves with paperwork, coffee
and gossip. There can be several penalties depending on your company's policies
(other penalties can include non-compliance with superiors, lacklustre wardrobe,
spitting, troublemaking, unauthorized masturbation or lesbianism), and also
several rewards (possibly including those for stunning wardrobe, swallowing,
performing). You notice how easy it is to change one's standing, however? To go
from 'spitting' to 'swallowing,' it only takes a change of mind. In your case,
to go from an STG to a BTG takes a little more -- particularily money -- but if
you place a request with Human Resources, they might be willing to subsidize
implant surgery... provided that your previous track record is promising enough
that it's clear such surgery would be a good investment. You said yourself that
you've always been self-conscious -- well, now the company is providing the
incentive for you to better yourself. A good P.A. always knows how to keep a
good attitude, smile, and go for it.