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FROM KIMMY:

Brit - you need to wise-up - especially at your age. Your secretarial duties are just quaifiers. Its the girls that PLEASE their bosses that get head (and give head, too). Stop doing stuff over lunch and see about chewing on your bosses hard cock!

Even a well-kept 42 is going to show some age, be prepared to go the extra mile - use that Xmas dildo to limber up that asshole - bosses love to put it up a nice tight rear.

Stop living in the past and get on your knees or all fours!

FROM G:

Brit,
You are a hard worker, but your bosses obviously prefer to reward someone's who's fun to play with. Wise up! The message is clear, you need to loosen up. And why should you work your fingers to the bone? While an older girl needs to be extra useful to compete with the office bimbos, you can still compete in their arena. I suggest taking your bonus to work and letting your boss see that you carry it in your handbag. Use it on your breaks and let him see you cleaning it afterwards. And when he asks about it, thank him in glowing terms. I guarentee you'll attract his interest.
 

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