Dear "Jiggling,"

In my eighteen years in the corporate jungle I've never ceased to be
astounded at the ignorance some office girls and secretaries display.
"Jiggling," are you really too stupid to see that your boss favors you, and
how this is a good position for you to be in?

By unbuttoning your blouse and telling you that he "prefers the view" that
way, your boss is signaling an interest in providing you with an opportunity
he hasn't offered the other girls in the office. If you had been smart enough
to respond appropriately you might already have received additional
"assignments" (and probably some extra benefits and job security for
yourself). You're fortunate that your boss has continued to leave that door
open after you've declined his advances previously.

Perhaps it's not too late to take advantage of this situation. Beginning
immediately, I'd recommend that you stop wearing a bra to work and really
start earning that "jiggling" title. Wear only sheer blouses and keep them
unbuttoned below even your employer's request. Take the opportunity to
demonstrate that you're a team player who is motivated only to please her
boss, not the other girls in the office.

And if you're still worried about the other secretaries thinking of you "as a
slut when [you're} not?" Fuck 'em! And then give them justification for their
opinions since they're going to think so anyways.

Sincerely,

R.E. Hatcher,
Chicago, IL

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content for your site if you're interested.
 

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